That’s a lot of notes. Let’s all date each other. Everyone get into groups of two.
Let’s do the math then.
with 841,518 reblogs that would be 420,279 couples.
cAN I GET MINE IN PINK PLS
everytime I see this post it has an even amount of notes, I guess I’m just doomed to be alone forever
i hate when people say that women should dress more modestly in order to “leave something to the imagination”. leave what to the imagination? what do people think is under my clothes? a mass of algae? memes? shinji ikari?
- my sister:hey can you recite the preamble to the constitution?
- me:its not me, its you. actually its the taxidermy of you and me, untie the balloons from around my neck and ground me. im just a racehorse on a track. take me back to the glue factory, always thought id float away and never come back but ive got enough miles on my car to drive the boys home on my own but you know me, i like being all alone and keeping you all alone and the charts are boring and the kids are snoring and the girl’s in a sling and you say youre not listening and i said im wishing and i saiD I SAID